First, questions I wish were frequently asked..
I realized I need to give more info about what I want to talk about in order to be able to talk about it.
Whats the point?
I dont know. My brain is a leaky faucet. I make art that happens in my brain, then it shoots out through my limbs. Luckily a small group of humans seem to find it interesting.
Art seems scary, is it?
YES! At least in my experience every brush stroke is like skydiving. I am not cool. I am not collected.
Do you feel any kind of social or cultural responsibility?
Well, thanks for asking. Yes. I am aware that I make art for my job, and Im soooo thankful, mostly because I think Im unemployable. I have to say I really dig Equality Now and Im both horrified and inspired by what they expose my small brain to.
K, heres some frequently asked blah blah...
By frequent, I mean a freaking ton. So consider this a list of things not to email me about, or if you decide to anyway then dont feel bad when you dont hear back.
Can I get free art sent to me?
No. Can I get free dental work? Free mechanical work? Free ghost writing? What do you do?
Can I get free art for my random charity?
No, but specifically because I think artists donating their work to support your cause is messed up. Ask Honda, or Ikea. I'll stick to my own causes and good luck with yours.
Can I have advice on _______?
Yes... but dont email me about it. Check back soon. Unless we are close friends, then you are already aware that I cant shut up.
Are you on Facebook?
If I am, its not actually me, or anyone in contact with me.
Will you design an amusement park for me on an island of your choosing?
Yes. You may email.
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or you can just shoot me an electronic mail.
Please look at the FAQs, over there. To the left. Those.
